Princess and the Criminals

Do you need some punk in your life? Have you become weighed down by the troubles that have burdened your weary mind and soul? Have you found that day to day activities are troubling; such as, not being able to tell the difference between underwear and socks? Have you found yourself randomly walking into walls thinking that you're Patrick Swayze? Have your friends noticed that you have begun conversing to inanimate objects such as trees, fire hydrants, or hotdogs? Or have you begun singing, "Head On, apply directly to where it hurts?" Then try Princess and the Criminals. A new and improved intensive therapy that will refresh your outlook on life and revitalize your hair! Warning: Has not been approved by the FDA and cannot guarantee actual weight loss.